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Extreme cold may affect this year’s blue raspberry yeild warns lead scientist at Dole.
Mini cupcakes in break room never saw it coming.
Waiter won’t stop referring to slightly older patron as “bud, champ and big guy.”
Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack and Aunt Jemima gather in abandoned warehouse to discuss tactical response to home syrup makers.
Carnival fortune teller predicts 3 for $10 sale at Old Navy this weekend only.
Man feels the rush of a bank heist as he smuggles Twizzlers past teenage theater employee who couldn’t care less.
In an effort to move things along, state taekwondo tournament decides to only use 3 out of 5 rings.
“No, sweetie. Monsters aren’t real.” Says local Dad, lying through his teeth as vicious child eating monster waits under the bed.
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