In what will go down as the worst date of Steven Crenshaws life, the waiter at Applebees will not stop referring to him as if he is a child. It started with “Hey, I’m Trevor. I’ll be your waiter tonight.” It was all downhill from there. Steven was on a first date with Felicia and Trevor was going to make it his mission to destroy any shred of manhood Steven had left. “Can I start you off with something to drink, maybe a kiddie cocktail, huh champ?” Trevor said enthusiastically while hitting Steven on the shoulder. “Would you like that, big guy?” Felicia at this point couldn’t possibly have any interest left in Steven as Trevor continued to treat him like a little brother.

Steven would like to note that he is 34 and Trevor confirmed he was 23.