“No, sweetie. Monsters aren’t real.” Says local Dad, lying through his teeth as vicious child eating monster waits under the bed.

With the costs of raising children on the rise, Dan Thomas of Anoka, MN looks for a way out of the financial burden. He and his family recently relocated to the Halloween capital of the world because of its high number of child eating bed monsters. Tonight Dan is cashing in and will finally be able to afford that boys trip to Vegas.