Nolan is 41 and he’s seen every Oceans 11 movie there is. He’s certain he knows the thrill George Clooney felt while pulling one over on the casino in the 2001 remake. Theater policy is no outside food but mastermind Nolan has found a genius way to exploit this. He conceived the plan of keeping outside candy from view of dimwitted theater employees.

We asked Dalton, 16 year old ticket tearer at the theater for a comment on this criminal act.

“Dude, I don’t care. No one cares. I sell weed on my shift and this guy thinks his M&Ms is going to take down the South Peak theater. Bet.”