Shit! Woman you haven’t spoken to since high school sent you a friend request and it looks like she sells diet supplements.

Do I accept this or not? I can just delete the request, but then she might be able to send a new one. I’ll just leave it off to the side here, oh whats this? No! She sent me a message, I can’t open it or she will know I saw it. Fuck, who is this unknown number calling me?! Who’s that at the door?!?!