It’s never too early to think Christmas but if you’re not sure what to get for the overcompensating men in your life, look no further.

Exercise company NordicTrack has developed a truck sized treadmill that comes equiped with the back half of a small sedan to recreate the thrill of being inches from their bumper while the lanes adjacent are wide-fucking-open. The belt of the treadmill is roughly the width of a two car garage to allow plenty of room for erratic swerving and veering. I think they may have really struck a nerve here because pre-orders of the machine have already exceeded 42,000 units through online retail giant Wal-Mart.

For more info on the NordicTrack AssRide check out their website.